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The Ocean Is For Losers

I came to see what was taking so long to snatch some parts, and you simps are held up by a mere child? I am Team Magma's Maxie. Why on earth do you feel compelled to mess up Team Magma's plans? Pokémon, people, all life exists on land... That's why Team Magma is trying to expand the world's landmass. Don't you agree? What we are doing is a magnificent undertaking. Well, no matter... You're young. You're inability to understand our noble cause can't be helped. But if you were to impede us ever again, you'll see no mercy from us! Keep that firmly in mind! Farewell!
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machiavellian-mafioso:

magmatic-malefactor:

theoceanismyblood:

magmatic-malefactor:

He grins and laughs at Maxie. “AHAHAHA, better your furniture than mine.” Snickering away to himself.

“Oh it’s not my furniture. It’s just another one of Giovanni’s tables.”

Is that so?

"OH HELLO GIOVANNI! THIS IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT YOUR TABLE. I SWEAR. IT JUST LOOKS LIKE YOUR TABLE. I HAD A REPLICA OF YOUR TABLE MADE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT LOOKED SO LOVELY. HAHA YES."

posted on 9/30/2012, with 28 notes (source: magmatic-malefactor) — reblog

@Maxie

theoceanismyblood:

magmatic-malefactor:

theoceanismyblood:

magmatic-malefactor:

“Well of course you don’t train them with flowers. You’d have to go on land to do that.”

“And this is why land is for the weak!”

He grins and laughs at Maxie. “AHAHAHA, better your furniture than mine.” Snickering away to himself.

"Oh it’s not my furniture. It’s just another one of Giovanni’s tables."

posted on 9/29/2012, with 28 notes (source: magmatic-malefactor) — reblog

@Maxie

theoceanismyblood:

magmatic-malefactor:

theoceanismyblood:

magmatic-malefactor:

“So very confident about your silly little fishy.”

“It would happily rip the fur off your Camerupt, perhaps your hair too!”

“Can it even do anything out of the water besides just flop around? I don’t remembering seeing any legs on it.”

“Ha, are you forgetting there are Pokemon who can exist on land with legs? Mine also can!”

"But I assume it’ll look something like this."

 

posted on 9/24/2012, with 32 notes (source: magmatic-malefactor) — reblog

@Maxie

theoceanismyblood:

magmatic-malefactor:

theoceanismyblood:

magmatic-malefactor:

theoceanismyblood:

“But I’ll have my Pokemon with me and they’ll be more than happy to wash away your team away into the ocean.”

“Oh, but can they handle that much consecutive beating?”

“What do you think I train them with? Flowers? Of course they could!”

“Well of course you don’t train them with flowers. You’d have to go on land to do that.”

“And this is why land is for the weak!”

posted on 9/24/2012, with 28 notes (source: magmatic-malefactor) — reblog
posted on 9/21/2012, with 81 notesreblog

@Maxie

theoceanismyblood:

magmatic-malefactor:

theoceanismyblood:

“But I’ll have my Pokemon with me and they’ll be more than happy to wash away your team away into the ocean.”

“Oh, but can they handle that much consecutive beating?”

“What do you think I train them with? Flowers? Of course they could!”

"Well of course you don’t train them with flowers. You’d have to go on land to do that."

posted on 9/19/2012, with 28 notes (source: magmatic-malefactor) — reblog

@Maxie

theoceanismyblood:

magmatic-malefactor:

“So very confident about your silly little fishy.”

“It would happily rip the fur off your Camerupt, perhaps your hair too!”

"Can it even do anything out of the water besides just flop around? I don’t remembering seeing any legs on it."

posted on 9/19/2012, with 32 notes (source: magmatic-malefactor) — reblog

@Maxie

theoceanismyblood:

magmatic-malefactor:

theoceanismyblood:

“It’s okay, I’d be halfway across the ocean by then either that or I’d feed them to Sharpedo, heheheh.”

“You against a large number of Team Magma? Really now? Because if remember correctly it you’ll be sending you team after me, leaving you alone.”

“But I’ll have my Pokemon with me and they’ll be more than happy to wash away your team away into the ocean.”

"Oh, but can they handle that much consecutive beating?"

posted on 9/19/2012, with 28 notes (source: magmatic-malefactor) — reblog

It's my duty to please that booty.: @Maxie

magmatic-malefactor:

Maxie places a hand on a pokéball in his own pocket. “Shall we make this a little fun? I am never without my dear Camerupt.” He whips his hand from his pocket revealing the white and crimson ball. “You may have type advantage over me, but ground type pokemon are a sturdy…

"So very confident about your silly little fishy."

posted on 9/19/2012, with 32 notes (source: magmatic-malefactor) — reblog
machiavellian-mafioso:

magmatic-malefactor:
“I like to observe dirt, and enjoy its company. That is all. There is noplaying involved whatsoever.”
“Alright. I’m sure I just imagined that giant sandbox in your base.”

((ooc: the image turned out so big and i put too much work in it that i decided to just make it a separate post))
posted on 9/19/2012, with 2 notesreblog